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Who wrote the joke “The Italian Who Went to New York”?

0dd1 asked:


I’ve seen this joke a lot (mostly on postcards) and I am wondering who its author is. Here’s a transcript of the joke (as transcribed here: http://www.klenger.net/humor/italian/italian.htm ):
“One day ima go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tell the waitress I wanna two piss toast. She branga me only wona piss. I tell her I wanna two piss, she say go to the toilet, I say you no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better not piss on the plate you sonna ma Bitch! I don’t even know the lady and she calla me sonna Ma Bitch.
Later, I go to eat soma lunch at Emma’s Restaurant, the waitress bringa me a spoon ana knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tallsa me everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna Ma Bitch. I don’t even know the lady and she calla me sonna ma Bitch.
So I go back to my room inna hotel, an there’s no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toilet, So I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed. He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna Ma Bitch. I don’t even know the man ana he call me sonna Ma Bitch.
I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you. I say piss onna you too, you sonna Ma Bitch.
I go back to Italy!!”

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