Who wrote the joke “The Italian Who Went to New York”?
0dd1 asked: I’ve seen this joke a lot (mostly on postcards) and I am wondering who its author is. Here’s a transcript of the joke (as transcribed here: http://www.klenger.net/humor/italian/italian.htm ):
“One day ima go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tell the waitress I [...]
Train A leaves Los Angeles for New York averaging 50 miles per hour. At the same time Train B leaves New York?
Luvsdancin’ asked: for Los Angeles averaging 70 miles from New York to Los Angeles, which train wil be nearer Los Angeles when they pass?
Need recomendations for Virginia/Maryland area Country Inns and Bed and Breakfasts?
shellsandscripts asked: Need recomendations for Virginia/Maryland area Country Inns and Bed and Breakfasts.
I’m open to any suggestions the area should have some local culture, like small museums or galleries, maybe some play theaters etc. I choose Virginia/Maryland, I’m really looking for 4-5 hour South/Southeast drive from New York City.
If the inn has a web site, [...]
Can u tell me of any hotels in the area?
C S asked:
I’ve gotten a booth at the Harlem Book Fair this year, and am trying to find a nice hotel, or bed and breakfast that is near the location:
West 135th Street, from Malcom X to Frederick Douglass Blvd. in Harlem. I was also wondering how far the bus station or La Gaurdia Airport would [...]
Hey I asked my dad to help me with the problem that Train A leaves New York at noon going 100 MPH, and Train B?
Jessie K asked: leaves New York at 4 pm going 80 mph, so how long would it take train B to catch train A, and he said “Jessie, that train A has been trying to catch train B even when I was in school so if it’s still trying, it’s not going to happen.”
So does [...]
Can anyone suggest a good place for a week’s vacation within a half day-day’s drive of New York city?
Firefly asked: My partner (from Germany) at work approached me and asked me for some local input in planning his two week vacation to New York city. He wants to spend the first week in they city, and then drive somewhere within a 1/2 day’s drive to spend the second week in a rented house [...]
Can you help me find out what book this is?
Echo asked:
I read a book a few years ago and really loved it. It was about a girl who was adopted. When she was 17 she went searching for her biological mother. Her search leads her to the town where her mother was born and she finds the house her mother lived in. The girl [...]
Do you live in or near Park Slope, Brooklyn?
iTRAVEL asked: I want to stay at a Bed&Breakfast in Park Slope, located on 12th Street between 4th and 5th Avenue. Is this a safer neighborhood? I know New York is as safe as any other city; I’m just asking so I can make choices.
Hotel in New York?
Jack asked: Hi
Can anyone recommend a nice cheap hotel or bed and breakfast close to the city for this weekend?
Also, can you travel from JFK to the City by Metro?
How long is it and what time does it stop?
Many Thanks
If you have been to New York please answer this question?
Mmaster11 asked: I need a hotel that has these standards
Is in walking distance to 711 12th Avenue at 55th Street,
Has suites that hold 6 people (2 double Beds and a pull out mattress)
Has a Complementary Parking(On Site) and Complementary Breakfast(and it has a restaurant in it too)
If you can help your kindness will be [...]